Welcome to SOA Industries, the spot for Schmucks on the web.
We have created Three main Areas for you to explore:

Learn everything about the Schmucks of America

The man, the myth, the legend, the creator of SOA

The SOA's own dedication to "Weird AL" Yankovic

Newly Restored for 2005! Learn all about the spot

Newly Restored for 2005! Chief Boota Knocka by Koolherc

Please select one of the following, or you will be thrown into the cellar
along with the 1274 other weasles who didn't click on anything.

Copyright January 1998