1.)The Rumbler: The kind where you are sitting on the floor, and everyone else in the room can feel the floor vibrate.
2.)The Bomb: The kind where it comes out of your ass so fast and powerful that it hurts.
3.)Mr. Stinky: Where it smells so bad you have to spray the room with some kind of cover up and leave for 20 minutes.
4.)Hot Dogs and Fruit fart: It's when you stink the whole room up and someone comes in and says, "Hey, it smells like hot dogs!" Then someone else mentions that its fruity.
5.)Mmmmm, Pancakes!: When someone mistakes your fart with your mom cooking pancakes.
6.)Mmmmm, Stew!: It's the same thing as the Pancake fart, but it's stew.
7.)The make you puke fart: The kind where you almost make your friend barf all over you.
8.)The dissapearing fart: Where you fart real loud in public, and then you walk around the corner and watch someone else walk through it.
9.)The no friend fart: Where you fart and it stinks so bad that after a few seconds, you realize all your friends have left you.
10.)The whoops that wasn't a fart fart: This is where you try to impress your friends by pushing it out as hard as you can, but after it's to late, you realize that a fart was not all that came out, and then you just try to laugh it off, trying to make your friends think that nothing happened.
These farts were taken from actual expiriences and stories told by other Schmucks. No farts were harmed in the making of this page.