Look into the crystal ball

What is aHEAD for the Schmucks

About a year ago, some of the high-tech gurus at SOA Industries have tapped into a hyper-neo-network-thingamajig and found out some unbelievable things to come. Some advanced culture from the 69th century (actually it was the 61st, but it just wouldn't be schmucky if I didn't put 69!) has told us about the future:

(These are his exact quotes)

	"Yes, I see. Your group does grow. It will become very powerful and will hold up to 16 seats in the United Commonwealth Parliament. It is a proHuman, proMining, proTribalistic group."
	"The SOA destroy Uranus with a SPFB in the year 6062. The group destroys Uranus and as a result Jupiter becomes a star in the off set of the orbital balances of the solar system."

And finally,

"But I must warn you. My databanks tell me that your group becomes hindered after the destruction of Uranus. This act is the end demise of Earth. But it is of no importance by its end. Earth had become a desolate, polluted, unlivable world. It was just a sentimental attachment that us Hu-Kollt-Mane or Humans were holding onto. But still."

He also said something about a comet hitting the earth in a couple of years, but thats not important. What is important is that this man was CRAZY!! A LUNATIC!! A MAROON!! He was not really from the 69th century! He was just some mentally disterbed fool who came up with a bunch of technobabble that sounded good. None of this is true. If you believed it, you are as stupid as the guy who said all this.

Back to the present

Great Scott! 2143 lives have been altered due to this timeline interference!