History

History of the Schmucks

One day a man decided to make a movie about men. Not just any men, but grumpy, old men. It was a good movie. A guy named Howard watched it. He heard the word "Schmuck" used over and over again. It sunk into his brain. When he went to school the next day, he called everybody a Schmuck. One guy named Mike Nitowski noticed this, and thought it would be funny to make a little card that said, "Howard is an official Schmuck" Thus started the Legacy.

After that, we both started coming out with a weekly newsletter about life in the Schmucks world. pretty soon, other people wanted to be, "official" Schmucks, so we decided to make it into a club. We were the Official Schmucks Of America, our goal, to one day take all of our members off this dirty planet, and colonize Uranus. (the planet)

But now a lot of the Schmucks have split up, gone to college, the military, and who knows where else. So we decided to make it into a business, and hope to branch out all over the world. I csme up with the Idea to go onto the internet, and thus, SOA Industries was born.


The above picture is a Schmuck. Notice the dorky haircut,
raised fist, and the stupid (but normal) face he is making.
These are most of the characteristics of a schmuck.

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