After that, we both started coming out with a weekly newsletter about life in the Schmucks world. pretty soon, other people wanted to be, "official" Schmucks, so we decided to make it into a club. We were the Official Schmucks Of America, our goal, to one day take all of our members off this dirty planet, and colonize Uranus. (the planet)
But now a lot of the Schmucks have split up, gone to college, the military, and who knows where else. So we decided to make it into a business, and hope to branch out all over the world. I csme up with the Idea to go onto the internet, and thus, SOA Industries was born.