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Me in my Homecoming getup.

Hi, I'm Howard. I am the sole creator of SOA Industries on the
Internet. I live in SOA Headquarters, at Southern Oregon
University. I usually work on these pages at 2 or 3 in the
morning, since nobody needs to use the phone at those times. I
don't have to worry about waking my roomates, because they are
usually up watching re-runs of "Gilliagans Island", or some
Infomercial about kitchen knives that can cut the heads of
hammers in half. Why would you want to do that in the first
place? So, enjoy my site, or die, scum. (No offense, though.)

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I am a big fan of weird Al" yankovic, I have all his Albums either on cassette or Compact Disc.

The greatest mind ever, Gene Roddenberry created Star Trek, which
is the greatest Sci-Fi idea ever. I have seen every
episode of every series and every movie at least twice

I love to play Nintendo. I had a regular Nintendo, sold it, got
a Super Nintendo, sold it, and now am the owner of a Nintendo 64.
I wonder what's next? Maybe the Nintendo Holodeck?

I also like to travel. I take every opportunity I can to go
somewhere be it by plane, boat, car, train, starship, etc. When I
am not Actually flying, I am virtually flying in the Microsoft
Flight Simulator.

And now for a spanish lesson:

Buenos noches Senor Y bienvenidos al Enrico's Casa de Salsa.
Tenemos muchos platos muy sabrosos. Se puedo recommendar el
ardiente pollo al infierno. Muy delicioso. Sus ojos se quemaran.
Se estomago estaran en fuego. Se quedaran en el bano por una
semana. Entiendes lo que digo gringo estupido tonto?

(translation)

Good Evening sir, and welcome to Enrico's House of Salsa. We have
many very delicious dishes. May I recommend the burning chicken
from hell. Very delicious. Your eyes will burn. Your stomach will
be on fire. You'll be in the bathroom for a week. Do you
understand what I'm saying you very stupid gringo?

The above excerpt was quoted from "Weird Al's" "Taco Grande"


You poor, poor soul. Why did you come here? Have you no life?

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