Our Posse

The three Most Official Schmucks of America

Howard, Mike, and Kevin

SOA-Schmucks of America-A club created 3 years ago by a demented flunky sophomore named Mike, aka Miguel(we make up stupid schmucky names for ourselves) He came to me during lunchtime with a card he made that said, "Howard is an Official Schmuck" He was obsessed with the word Schmuck after watching Grumpy Old Men. So after that we started making funny newsletters about the adventures of the Schmucks, and then started going crazy on the computer making all kinds of Schmucky things like brochures for Schmucks island, cards for the National Schmucks Day, and all kinds of things only a Schmuck would understand. Sometime we Schmucks can get really immature, but hey, its fun!


Us three Schmucks have been in it since the beginning. Here you can see pictures of us and learn all about us.

My name is Howard. I run this website,since I am the computer nerd of the group. I am 18, butt mentally about 15. Here you can see the proof of that. If it wasn't for me, there would be no SOA, and you would not even be sitting there reading this!
This is Mike. He is probably the most Schmuckiest of all of us because of his totally perverted mind and the way he bangs his head on the coffee table. To see his homepage, click here
Then there is Kevin. He just sits around all day flunking his classes and working at KFC. He doesn't make any newsletters like Mike and I or stuff like that, but at least he has a real job.
Here is me and Mike at The Schmuck HEADquarters in Eagle Point, Oregon.

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